Be who you are and say what you feel.

radiogrimshaw:

i wonder if niall googled himself to find the before picture

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

How bra stores seem to think things work:

• Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
• C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
• Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.

why is it so much easier flirting with people when you don’t actually like them

badparenting:

do you ever see a hot guy and are just like wow that’s a hot guy

• grandma: so do you have a boyfriend yet?
• me: not in this economy

• my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

auspisstice:

cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

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bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better